Global Warming

She: Darling, i'm scared. It sounds like there's a snake around!

He:Don't worry sweetheart. It's something much more peaceful and harmless. It's the wind!

wind: Did you call me harmless?

He:Huh?

She: Who's there?

wind: i asked: DID YOU CALL ME HARMLESS?!?

He:Who.. Who are you? Please reveal yourself...

wind: TASTE MY PEACE!
(tornado going on)

He and She: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

...They're "gone with the wind"!